Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your face when someone says you're ugly and it's true

My cousin said I look like a raccoon after a fight. I believe her.

He told me I was a walking disaster. I laughed. Then I cried.

She said my hair looked like a tornado hit it. I didn't argue.

2

When you know you're going to fail but you still try

I showed up to the test with a pencil and a prayer. I failed.

He tried to do the math problem. It was like watching a dog try to ride a bike.

She went into the exam like she had a chance. She came out like she was defeated.

3

When someone acts like they're cool but they're not

He pretended he knew all the slang but I called him out. He was confused.

She walked in like she owned the place. Turns out, she didn't even know the rules.

He said he was a legend. I asked him who he was. He said, 'You don't know who I am?'

4

When your mom calls you and you're too lazy to answer

My mom called me at 9 PM. I let it go to voicemail. She called back.

He ignored his mom for three days. She showed up at his house with snacks and a scold.

She called me at 2 AM. I told her I was dead. She believed me.

5

When your friend talks too much and you're dying inside

My friend told a story for 10 minutes. I was almost asleep.

He kept talking about his cat like it was a celebrity. I wanted to scream.

She went on and on about her day. I was ready to leave.

6

When you try to act like you're not mad but you clearly are

He said, 'I'm fine.' I knew he was mad. He was mad at me.

She told me, 'I don't care.' I knew she did. She was mad at the world.

He said he was calm. He was calm like a volcano before it explodes.