da stash

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Da Stash is a fancy name for a bag of pills someone uses to get high and forget their problems. It's like a secret stash of drugs that makes you talk nonsense and laugh at everything.
My mom's Da Stash is in a pink purse. It's full of Xanax and Advil, but she swears it's all legal.
The cop saw the label and said, 'Da Stash? That's not Advil, that's Xanax!' My mom just said, 'I'm not a criminal, I'm a regular person.'
She took Da Stash before the welfare check and then forgot how to act normal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Da Stash is like the drug version of a snack bag. It's not for health, it's for getting high and being a mess.
Da Stash was in her purse. It was supposed to be Advil, but it was actually Xanax. She got caught because she was too high to lie straight.
The cop took her Da Stash and said, 'This isn't for your pain, it's for your fun.'
She used Da Stash to get through the day, but it made her talk like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Da Stash is the name of a pill bottle that someone used to hide drugs. It's like a fake medicine bottle for people who don't want to get in trouble.
She had Da Stash in her purse, and the cop said, 'You're not taking medicine, you're taking drugs!'
Da Stash was labeled like medicine, but it was full of Xanax. She said it was for her back, but the cop knew it was for her brain.
The cop asked why it was called Da Stash, and she said, 'It's my secret name for my drugs.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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