da squaw

Da squaw showed up late and started arguing over who brought the most snacks.

My da squaw called me at 2 AM to tell me they were ‘still relevant’.

Da squaw claimed they were ‘the original squad’ but forgot the password to the group chat.

Da squaw yelled at the barista for not knowing the difference between a latte and a cappuccino.

My da squaw tried to take over my Spotify playlist and added 200 songs about their ex.

Da squaw showed up to my birthday wearing matching fanny packs and a neon shirt.

Da squaw spent 45 minutes debating whether pizza or chicken was the superior food.

My da squaw sent me a 10-minute voice note about their day at the mall.

Da squaw showed up to the movie and started a side conversation about their ex’s new haircut.