da shubinator

Da shubinator is a loser who thinks he’s a heartthrob. He stares at girls like they owe him money and calls them his bitches even though he’s too ugly to get laid. His face looks like it was hit by a brick and his body is all swimmer flab.

Da shubinator is a man who thinks he’s a legend. He hits on girls who don’t even know who he is and calls them his bitches because he’s too dumb to realize they’ll never love him. His red hair is like a fire that never got started.

Da shubinator is a man who looks like a failed experiment. He flirts with girls like they’re his slaves and still goes to Hooters like it’s a royal court. His face is a mess and his body is all swimmer jello.