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the ultimate human being who doesn't deserve the worst of your bad days.

He showed up at my house with pizza and a note that said 'I'm here for you, and I'm not leaving until you laugh.'

He took my dog for a walk when I was too high to function.

He paid my rent when I got fired and cried in a bathroom.

the only person who can make you feel like a god and a complete idiot at the same time.

He called me a 'living masterpiece' right after I spilled coffee on my boss.

He laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a TikTok dance that he fell off the couch.

He told my crush I was 'the most beautiful disaster he's ever seen.'

the guy who shows up when you're at your lowest and doesn't leave until you're back on top.

He showed up at my job interview with a bag of donuts and a smirk.

He drove 3 hours to my house just to tell me I was 'the most annoyingly awesome person he knew.'

He stayed up all night texting me encouragement when I failed my math test.

a total beast of a human who is also a total gem and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no.'

He showed up at my house with a chainsaw and a pizza because he thought my dog was haunted.

He took me to the ER when I drank a whole bottle of cough syrup.

He gave me a standing ovation after I cried in public.

the one person who can make your life better just by being around.

He showed up at my party and immediately started a dance-off with my uncle.

He helped me cheat on my math test and still called me a 'certified legend.'

He showed up at my funeral and said, 'He was the best, and I'm not done with him yet.'