Da Shits

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Slang for poop that comes out like a flood. Usually happens when you eat bad food that tastes like it was cooked in a trash can. Also known as Montezuma’s revenge if you’re not lucky.
I ate that taco and now I’m doing the da shits in the bathroom.
That burger was so bad, I had the da shits on the bus.
I got the da shits after eating expired pizza from the back of the fridge.
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The shortest review ever for that boring book everyone tried to make a movie out of.
The da shits? That book was worse than my math class.
That book was so boring, I gave it the da shits.
The da shits? That book was like watching paint dry.
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When you can’t stop going to the bathroom like a madman. It’s like your gut is having a party and it won’t end.
I had the da shits all day and I couldn’t focus in class.
That chicken was so bad, I had the da shits for hours.
My da shits started during my math test and I failed because of it.
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Means something is the top of the top, no one else can beat it. It’s like the king of the hill and the hill is made of gold.
That pizza was the da shits, I ate it all day.
My mom’s cooking is the da shits, I eat it every day.
That game was the da shits, I played it for hours.
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Something that is totally awesome, the kind of thing that makes you want to dance in the street and shout at the sky.
That party was the da shits, I had so much fun.
That movie was the da shits, I watched it three times.
That game was the da shits, I played it all night.
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A poor person’s way of saying something is theirs. It’s like saying it’s the best and you’re poor, so you can’t say anything fancy.
That shirt is my da shits, I wear it every day.
That game is my da shits, I play it all the time.
That song is my da shits, I listen to it every day.
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Something so good it’s like it was made by a god. Used by people who talk like they’re from the street and sometimes say words wrong.
That ice cream was the da shits, I ate it so fast.
That movie was the da shits, I watched it again.
That song was the da shits, I listened to it nonstop.
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