Da seen

Da seen walked in like he just escaped a dumpster fire.

That guy looked like a raccoon that got hit by a bus and called it a day.

Da seen showed up with hair like a mangy dog that hadn’t been fed in weeks.

Da seen looked like he was born from a mud puddle and a bad decision.

That face? It looked like it had been run over by a truck and then left out in the rain.

Da seen walked in like he had been living in a sewer for a month.

Da seen walked in like he was the monster from a B-grade horror film.

That guy looked like he had just escaped from a haunted house and forgot to take off the costume.

Da seen showed up with a face like a zombie that had been left in the sun too long.