da Roza

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A loud drunk who yells at everyone and drinks like a wild animal
Da Roza screamed at the bar tender because his beer was too cold.
He drank six shots in one go and started a fight with a pizza delivery guy.
Da Roza tried to sing karaoke but sounded like a dying cat.
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A sour, loud man who drinks so much he loses his mind
Da Roza yelled at the TV like it owed him money.
He drank so much he fell off a chair and broke his hip.
He tried to flirt with the bartender but she just walked away.
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A loud, angry man who drinks until he turns into a monster
Da Roza turned the bar into a wrestling ring and challenged everyone.
He drank until he started crying and screaming at the same time.
He threw a glass at a friend and missed by inches.
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A loud, mean drunk who drinks so much he forgets his own name
Da Roza tried to introduce himself but forgot his name three times.
He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling.
He got into a fight with a table and lost.
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A loud, bitter man who drinks until he turns into a screaming mess
Da Roza screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.
He drank until he fell on the floor and started rolling around.
He tried to dance but just tripped over his own feet.
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