da real ones

When I saw him flex in the hallway, I almost broke my jaw just looking.

My cousin’s ex is a real one. He still texts me and calls me ‘babe’ every day.

My homie’s new crush is a real one. She walks in and the whole room stops breathing.

My mom said I’m the fake one because I still have a crush on my old crush.

When my friend’s crush walked in, I felt like I just lost my last dollar.

My little brother told me I’m the fake one because I don’t know how to dance.

When my crush walked into the cafeteria, the whole room got quiet like someone just died.

My little sister’s crush walked into class and everyone dropped their pencils.

My homie’s new crush walked in and the whole gym stopped moving.

My friend’s crush has a car and I ride the bus.

My crush has a dog and I still have a goldfish.

My crush is rich and I still eat ramen for lunch.

My crush is so cool, I want to fight my little brother.

When my crush walked in, I almost challenged my friend to a duel.

My crush is so good, I want to beat up my old crush.

My crush has a car and I still take the bus.

My crush has a dog and I still have a goldfish.

My crush is rich and I still eat ramen for lunch.