Da Pud

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Da Pud is a fake Eldredge who talks trash but can't handle real guns. Every time he pulls the trigger, he messes up and friends get blasted. Then he lies and makes everyone cover for him.
Da Pud shot my cousin in the foot. Then he said it was an accident. It wasn't. It was a lie.
He tried to pull off a bangstick and it went off in his face. Now he smells like burnt hair and regret.
He shot my dog. Then he said the dog was faking it. The dog was not faking it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Pud is a fraud Eldredge who talks big but can't handle the bangstick. When he pulls the trigger, it's usually a mess and friends get hurt. Then he makes up stories to hide his failures.
He shot my mom in the arm. Then he said it was a friendly fire. It wasn't. It was a lie.
He pulled the trigger and the gun went off in his own face. Now he looks like a cooked chicken.
He shot my brother in the leg and made up a whole story about it. It was fake.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Pud is a lying Eldredge who can't handle a bangstick. Every time he pulls the trigger, something goes wrong and friends get hurt. He always blames someone else and makes up stories to cover it up.
He shot my friend in the foot and then blamed the gun. It was him.
He pulled the trigger and the gun went off in his own face. Now he looks like a roasted potato.
He shot my dog and then said it was a prank. The dog didn't think it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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