Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The cops. The ones who give you a ticket for eating a whole pizza in your car.

Da po po pulled me over because my car smelled like regret.

I saw da po po and immediately threw my fries out the window.

Da po po showed up right as I was about to rob the convenience store.

2

The law. The people who think you're a menace just because you're wearing a hat.

Da po po showed up and said I was a menace. I was wearing a hat.

I had a hat on. Da po po decided I was a criminal.

I was just walking. Da po po thought I was a gangster.

3

The cops. The ones who chase you down like you stole their lunch.

Da po po chased me for stealing their lunch. I didn't even want it.

They saw me eat their lunch. Da po po came after me like a beast.

I took one bite of their lunch. Da po po chased me for an hour.

4

The police. The people who give you a ticket for being too cool.

Da po po gave me a ticket because I was too cool for them.

I was just walking. Da po po said I was too cool for the street.

They pulled me over because I had a vibe that said I wasn't afraid of them.

5

The cops. The ones who show up when you're about to do something epic.

Da po po showed up right when I was about to rob the bank.

I was just about to eat the whole pizza. Da po po showed up.

I was mid-scheme. Da po po ruined it.

6

The police. The ones who think you're the worst person just because you're loud.

Da po po thought I was the worst person because I yelled at a sandwich.

I was loud. Da po po came after me like I was a problem.

I was just having fun. Da po po thought I was a menace.