da pen

My da pen just exploded in my face and I tasted grass and regret.

I tried to blow smoke at my homie, but my da pen was so strong it made him cough up a hairball.

My da pen is so good, my cousin asked if I was selling it to him for a dollar.

My da pen just walked in and said, 'I been in jail so long, I dream about bars.'

My da pen tried to rob a bank, but he got caught because he forgot how to count money.

My da pen just came out of prison and started talking to pigeons like they were his old cellmates.