Da Parish

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A tiny piece of land that smells like wet dogs and bad decisions. It’s where all the dumb fishers and lazy plant workers live. Also known as St. Bernard Parish.
My uncle lives in Da Parish. He thinks fishing is a job. I think it’s a hobby. He’s wrong.
Da Parish is like a fishbowl. Everyone knows your business. Even your grandma.
I went to Da Parish for a visit. I left with a headache and a fish stuck in my shoe.
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A backwater dump next to New Orleans. Full of guys who think they’re tough and women who know better. It’s also called St. Bernard Parish.
Da Parish is where my cousin works. He says he’s tough. He’s not. He cried when the shrimp got him.
Da Parish is like a bad movie. Everyone has a problem. No one solves it.
My mom moved to Da Parish. She said it was a fresh start. Now she just smells like wet grass and regret.
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A place that feels like it’s been underwater for years. It’s got more fish than people and more plant workers than sense. Also known as St. Bernard Parish.
Da Parish is where my friend’s dad works. He says he loves it. He also says he’s going to die there.
I think Da Parish is cursed. Every time I go there, I come back with a fish in my pocket.
My aunt moved to Da Parish. She said it was a good idea. Now she’s stuck there with her brother and his fish.
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