da ooze

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A sick green drink that makes your tongue feel like it’s been dunked in a toilet bowl. It’s made with 5 parts cheap wine, 1 part blue Kool-Aid, and 1 part juice from a bruised orange.
My cousin drank da ooze and now he’s talking to the ceiling.
I tried da ooze and it tastes like regret and expired gummy worms.
My mom says da ooze is the only thing that can beat her hangover.
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The nastiest drink ever. It’s like a punchline that’s been told too many times. It’s 5 parts wine, 1 part blue Kool-Aid, and 1 part orange juice that’s seen better days.
My brother drank da ooze and now he’s dancing like a maniac in the kitchen.
At the party, da ooze was the reason no one left early.
I drank da ooze and now my teeth are screaming at me.
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A green, glowing mess that tastes like a drunk man’s breakfast. It’s made of 5 parts wine, 1 part blue Kool-Aid, and 1 part juice that’s been sitting out for a week.
I drank da ooze and now my brain is doing the twist.
Da ooze is the reason my friends ran out of the room.
My dad drinks da ooze and says it’s the only thing that keeps him alive.
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