Da one

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That guy or girl who can make a whole room go absolutely f***ing nuts just by yelling at them.
Yo da one just told us to scream like f***ing maniacs and we did it.
At the party, da one said 'Let's all yell at the cops' and we all did it.
Da one walked in and said 'Let's all chant' and we did it like f***ing fools.
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When some f***ing idiot wants to fight you one-on-one and doesn't even know how to stand up straight.
That da one came at me like a f***ing baby.
Da one tried to fight me and I laughed in his face.
I faced da one and he looked like he had never been in a f***ing fight before.
3
A f***ing fake who can’t fight worth a damn, but always has a weapon and always sets people up to go to jail.
Da one had a knife and still lost.
Da one sent my brother to jail for f***ing no reason.
Da one fights with a f***ing sword and still can’t win.
4
A huge, f***ing smelly sack that shoots out orange liquid that burns your f***ing skin.
Da one's sack is bigger than my f***ing face.
I got sprayed by da one's sack and it hurt like hell.
Da one's sack looked like it could kill a f***ing man.
5
When something is so f***ing good it makes you want to scream it from the f***ing rooftops.
That was a great one, I just f***ing screamed it.
Da one said that and I felt like I could shout it across the city.
That was the best one I ever heard.
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When you’re playing poker and you just want to see the first three cards before you f***ing bet your life.
I wanted to see da one and I was f***ing desperate.
Da one showed up and I was like 'Finally!'
I was waiting for da one and I was f***ing tired of holding my cards.
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Those guys who look at you and you just know they’re the real deal, no f***ing bullsh*t.
Da one looked at me and I knew he was real.
I saw da one and I knew he was f***ing legit.
Da one walked in and I knew he was the real one.
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