da muffin

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A genius who’s so smart they could invent a muffin out of pure brainpower and still call it a muffin.

My math teacher is da muffin. He solved the equation before I even copied it.

Da muffin just explained quantum physics like it was the instructions for a toaster.

I asked da muffin how to cheat on my test. He gave me a formula and a death threat.

A person so brainy, they could turn a muffin into a math problem and still win.

Da muffin aced the test while I failed because I thought 'algebra' was a type of sandwich.

Da muffin explained my entire life in one sentence. It was confusing and brilliant.

Da muffin solved my problem before I even said what the problem was.

A brain so big, it could eat a muffin and still have room for a PhD.

Da muffin knows more than my mom, my teacher, and my uncle combined.

I asked da muffin for help. He gave me a lesson, a snack, and a slap.

Da muffin can calculate the speed of a muffin falling from the sky and still eat it.