Da Met

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The trashy part of Columbia, South Carolina, where everyone’s too lazy to shower and the cops don’t care.

I live in Da Met. My neighbor threw a pizza box out his window last week. I still haven’t forgiven him.

Da Met is where my cousin works. He says the office smells like old socks and regret.

My friend got in a fight at a gas station in Da Met. It ended with someone throwing a coffee at a cop.

The worst part of Columbia, South Carolina, where the traffic is worse than your ex’s texts.

Da Met is the place I go when I want to forget my life. It’s like living in a traffic jam with a side of bad decisions.

My mom lives in Da Met. She says the roads are slower than her husband’s brain.

I got stuck in Da Met for an hour. My car turned into a parking lot of rage.

The part of Columbia, South Carolina, that’s like a bad breakup. It’s messy and no one wants to be there.

Da Met is where my brother moved. He says it’s like being in a relationship with a toaster.

I went to a party in Da Met. It was so loud, my ears are still ringing like a bell.

Da Met is the place I go when I want to forget my problems. It’s like a nightmare I signed up for.

The middle of nowhere in Columbia, South Carolina, where the only thing that makes sense is your phone dying.

Da Met is where my friend works. He says it’s like being stuck in a movie that never ends.

I tried to find my way out of Da Met. My GPS said ‘turn left’ and I ended up in a ditch.

Da Met is like being in a maze with no exit and a bunch of people who don’t know the way either.

The part of Columbia, South Carolina, where people talk like they’re on a rant and no one listens.

Da Met is where my uncle lives. He says he yells at the TV and the TV yells back.

I went to a diner in Da Met. The waitress talked so much, I forgot why I was there.

Da Met is like a group chat where no one reads the messages and everyone is mad.

The worst neighborhood in Columbia, South Carolina, where the only thing that grows is your stress.

Da Met is where my cousin lives. She says the only thing growing there is her frustration.

I went to Da Met for a weekend. By Monday, I felt like I’d been through a war.

Da Met is like a pressure cooker. You go in, and you come out stressed and confused.