Da meaning of life

My dog had a baby. Now I have to feed three meats. Thanks, life.

I don’t care if you’re 80, you’re still getting your meat out.

My cousin’s kid has 12 cousins. That’s not a family, that’s a meat factory.

My mom had 10 kids. That’s not a family, that’s a genetic explosion.

He’s spreading his genes like it’s a free buffet.

I don’t know how my aunt had 8 kids, but I’m not asking. I’m just here for the confetti.

My dad still has a kid. He’s 70 and still getting his meat out.

She’s not done yet. Her meat’s got a second job.

My uncle has 15 kids and still has time to eat donuts. That’s dedication.

My cousin’s kid had 5 kids. That’s not a party, that’s a meat parade.

I just wanted a quiet life. Now I have a meat parade every Sunday.

My neighbor’s meat parade started at 3 AM. I’m still tired.

My brother had a kid. Now the world has one more troublemaker.

She had a kid and now the world is louder.

My mom had 7 kids. The world’s never been that loud.

My dad still has a kid. His meat never takes a break.

She had 10 kids and still has time for coffee.

My uncle’s meat never takes a break. He’s still getting meat out at 80.