da laws

Current Trending

4 views · Added 16d ago · 5 definitions

1
If you fall down the hill of ignorance, you'll end up dead on the rocks at the bottom. No one will help you. You're on your own.
You didn't study for the test. You failed. No one cares.
You ignored the warning signs. Now you're stuck.
You didn't listen. You got destroyed.
2
Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics: When you're trying to sound cool, you say big words you don't know. It doesn't make you look smart. It makes you look stupid.
He said 'elementary aerodynamics' to impress me. I laughed at him.
She used the word 'aerodynamics' in a sentence. It didn't make sense.
He said 'elementary aerodynamics' and I knew he was full of crap.
3
This phrase can describe anything in detail. Use it in any conversation. It's like showing off.
He described the sandwich like it was a masterpiece.
She went on for five minutes about the color of the sky.
He talked about the pencil like it was a god.
4
A nagging girlfriend who's obsessed with your location. She won't stop texting you. She's like a pest.
She texts me 20 times a day. It's annoying.
She knows where I am. I don't know where she is.
She's like a GPS. I can't escape her.
5
The glass is way too big. It's like the universe gave you more than you needed.
That glass is way too big. It's ridiculous.
The glass is like a waste of space.
They gave me a glass that's twice as big. Why?
xs