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Da laing is the worst kind of human. They’re super broke, super dark, and have stepmoms who are like hot lava. Their dads are basically just moms who forgot to switch genders.
My cousin is da laing. He wears the same red sweater every day and cries about it.
Da laing people live in the shadows and hate the light.
If you only have one pair of jeans and a sweater, you’re da laing.
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It’s a Russian way to say hello. But no one cares. It’s just a weird thing people say when they’re confused.
I said ‘da laing’ to my teacher and got sent to the office.
My friend tried to greet me in Russian and just said ‘da laing’.
I thought it was a curse at first. It’s just hello.
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Lover la da is the person you’re in love with. They’re the club kid you can’t stop thinking about. They’re your obsession and your downfall.
I’m in love with the club kid. She’s my lover la da.
He’s my lover la da and he knows it.
You’re my lover la da and I’m not letting you go.
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It’s a triple 54. Think monkeys, backflips, soccer balls, and mechanical pencils. It’s chaos and madness.
Triple 54 is like a monkey doing backflips with a soccer ball.
I got a triple 54 and now I can’t stop drawing.
My brother’s triple 54 is louder than a rock concert.
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It’s whatever means you don’t care. You’re lazy, you’re tired, and you just say ‘whatever’ to everything.
I said ‘whatever’ to my mom and she didn’t even yell.
It doesn’t matter if you’re late. It’s whatever.
I got a bad grade and I said ‘it’s whatever’.
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A chihuahua makes this noise when it’s running around like a maniac. It’s annoying and high-pitched.
My chihuahua makes that noise every time he sees a squirrel.
That noise is worse than a screaming kid.
I can’t stand that chihuahua’s noise.
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To dream means you’re imagining stuff. You’re either a kid or you’re high. Either way, it’s not real.
I dreamed about being a superhero. It was cool, but it wasn’t real.
He was dreaming about money and woke up sad.
Dreaming is just lying to yourself.
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