Da-kwuon

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A guy who’s always laughing like a maniac, never backs down from a fight, and knows how to make a party so wild it feels like the end of the world.
Yo, Da-kwuon showed up and started a dance-off in the middle of the street. We all joined, and now the cops are confused.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he’s gonna throw a party in my backyard and I better bring snacks or I’ll be the one who gets trampled.
At the concert, he started a mosh pit and no one knew why. Now everyone calls him the human tornado.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who’s got the vibes of a king, the moves of a beast, and the brain of a genius who’s too lazy to do homework.
Da-kwuon walked into the room, and all the girls turned around. He just smiled and said, 'This is just the beginning.'
He solved the math test in 10 minutes and then drew a cartoon on the back of it. That’s how he got an A+
He texted me, 'I just got kicked out of the house. Want to crash at my place? I’ve got pizza and a Netflix account.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s so cool he could freeze time just to take a selfie, and he’s the kind of person who makes your life better whether you like it or not.
He showed up at my birthday party in a limo and brought cake. Then he started a rap battle with my dad. My mom cried happy tears.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. I bring chaos.'
He’s the reason the teacher gave us extra credit. He just told a joke so good, the whole class laughed so hard, the ceiling cracked.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who’s got the confidence of a superhero, the heart of a lion, and the patience of a saint who’s been stuck in traffic for three hours.
He walked into the room, and everyone knew he was the main character of this story. He just winked and said, 'I know what you did last summer.'
He got into a fight with a guy who tried to steal his pizza. The guy ran away crying like a baby.
He texted me, 'I just got into a fight with my mom. Want to join me? I’ll bring snacks.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who's got the style of a legend, the energy of a beast, and the brain of a genius who’s too cool to explain it.
He walked into the class wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a cape. The teacher said, 'You’re not allowed to wear that.' He said, 'I’m Da-kwuon. I don’t follow rules.'
He showed up at my house with a cooler full of ice cream and a playlist of his favorite songs. He said, 'This is how you make a party.'
He texted me, 'I just got suspended. Want to go to the mall? I’ll buy you snacks.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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