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a lying sack of donkey junk who makes you click things that don’t matter.
You click the link. It’s just a cat wearing sunglasses. You’re mad.
He said it was a ‘mystery box’ but it was just a coupon for a pizza that’s been sitting in a fridge since 2013.
She promised a ‘life-changing secret’ but it was just a photo of her ex’s butt.
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a human trash can that only posts stuff that makes you mad.
He posted a video of a kid crying. It was just a kid who spilled milk. You’re now crying with him.
She posted ‘this will change your life’ but it was just a picture of a slightly burnt toast.
He said you’d regret not clicking. You clicked. You regret it now.
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a worm who lies to you just so you’ll waste your time.
You clicked the link. It was just a man yelling at a goat. You’re now yelling at a goat too.
She said it was a ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity. It was just a free coupon for a slightly expired cupcake.
He posted a ‘big reveal’ and it was just your mom’s old Instagram post.
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a fake person who only lives to trick you into clicking.
You clicked the link. It was just a video of a parrot wearing a hat. You’re now obsessed with parrots.
He said it was a ‘life-changing secret’ but it was just a photo of his dog’s butt.
She promised you a ‘mystery gift’ and it was just a discount for a sandwich you’ve already eaten.
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a dog who only posts lies so you’ll click things that don’t make sense.
You clicked the link. It was just a man wearing a chicken costume. You now think chickens are the future.
He said it was a ‘big surprise’ but it was just a photo of his cat sleeping.
She posted ‘this will change your life’ and it was just a coupon for a cup of coffee you already had.
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a person who lies so hard you’ll click anything just to stop listening.
You clicked the link. It was just a video of a man eating a whole pizza in one bite. You’re now jealous of him.
He said it was a ‘mystery box’ but it was just a coupon for a sandwich you already had.
She promised you a ‘life-changing secret’ and it was just a photo of her ex’s face.
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