da kine

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A fancy way to say ‘whatever the hell’ when you can’t remember a word and your brain is fried.
'Da kine?' he asked, staring at the mess on the floor like it had personally insulted him.
'Da kine?' she said, like it was the worst thing she had ever heard.
'Da kine?' he muttered, clearly thinking about how he could’ve just said ‘stuff’ and saved everyone the trouble.
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When you don’t know what something is, but you’re too lazy to bother looking it up or even caring.
'What’s that?' 'Da kine,' he said, like it explained everything and he was a genius for knowing it.
'Da kine,' she said, as if that was the most intelligent thing ever said.
'Da kine,' he said, then walked away before anyone could question him further.
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A Hawaiian word for whatever you’re talking about right now, even if it’s a total mess.
'What’s going on?' 'Da kine,' he said, like it was the most important thing in the world.
'Da kine,' she said, looking at the exploded toaster like it was a masterpiece.
'Da kine,' he said, and walked off before anyone could argue.
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It’s like the ‘it’ in the Hawaiian Islands, but way more annoying and less useful.
'It’s da kine,' he said, like it was the most profound thing ever said.
'Da kine,' she said, as if she had just unlocked the secrets of the universe.
'Da kine,' he said, then sat down and took a nap.
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It’s also the name of a business run by a guy who’s probably a bounty hunter and definitely doesn’t care about your problems.
'Da kine is the best business in town,' he said, like he was the boss of the universe.
'That’s the guy who owns da kine,' she said, like it explained everything.
'He runs da kine,' he said, as if that was the most important thing in the world.
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It means the best of the best, like the kind of thing that makes you feel like a god for a few seconds.
'That’s da kine,' he said, like he had just discovered gold.
'Da kine,' she said, looking at the cake like it was the most amazing thing ever.
'Da kine,' he said, then took a bite and didn’t say anything else.
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It was once a type of weed, but now it’s just a word people use when they’re too high to think.
'Da kine was the best weed ever,' he said, then fell over.
'Da kine,' she said, as if that explained everything and she was a genius.
'That’s da kine,' he said, then took a hit and passed out.
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