Da-kda kda

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It's like a loud, smelly confirmation that someone is totally wrong and you're right, but you're too lazy to explain it.
Da-kda kda, I said I was right about the test. You failed it. I passed it. No questions asked.
Da-kda kda, you said you'd bring the snacks. You brought a bag of chips and a half-eaten donut. That's not a snack, that's a crime.
Da-kda kda, I told you the Wi-Fi password was 'password'. You put '1234'. What even is that?
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It’s when you’re so sure you’re right, you don’t even bother to look at the person you’re talking to, you just yell it at them like they’re a dog who stole your sandwich.
Da-kda kda, I said it was pizza night. You brought tacos. What even is this? I’m not eating tacos. I’m eating pizza.
Da-kda kda, you said you’d be here at 7. It’s 8. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
Da-kda kda, I told you the game was on tonight. You said you’d watch it. Now it’s over and you didn’t even show up.
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It’s like you're screaming at someone that you’re right, and they’re wrong, and you're too lazy to say anything else because you're just that confident.
Da-kda kda, I said I was gonna win. I won. You lost. You're just wrong. End of story.
Da-kda kda, you said you'd clean your room. It's still a mess. I saw it. You're lying.
Da-kda kda, you said you'd finish your homework. It's still on your desk. I saw it. You're lying twice.
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It’s when you’re too lazy to explain why you're right and just scream it at someone like they're your enemy and you're about to fight.
Da-kda kda, I said I was gonna get the last cookie. I did. You didn’t. You're just wrong.
Da-kda kda, you said you'd bring the soda. You brought water. What even is that?
Da-kda kda, I said I’d win the race. I did. You're just wrong. You're always wrong.
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