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"I killed three people with my noob skills," he said. No one believed him.

He tried to solo a game and got destroyed in 10 seconds.

He posted a clip of himself dying to a level one hero and called it a "masterpiece."

He played as a support and forgot to heal his team. They all died.

He used a hero he didn’t know how to play and got carried by a noob.

He tried to do a combo and failed at the first step.

He claimed he was the best player in the world and got destroyed by a 10-year-old.

He tried to play like a pro and got carried by a beginner.

He posted a video of his loss and called it a "victory."

He played as a hero and called him "Blizzard." No one knew what he was doing.

He said his hero’s name was "Golem" when it was actually "Golem." He didn’t know what it did.

He tried to use a spell and said it was "Frost Nova" when it was just "Frost."

He played for 20 minutes and got destroyed in 3 minutes.

He tried to be a carry and died before the first wave.

He thought he was a pro but got carried by a noob.

He posted a clip of himself dying and called it a "royal escape."

He said he was the king of DotA and got destroyed by a 12-year-old.

He tried to do a combo and failed at the first step. He called it a "royal fail."