da guns

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When you make fake guns with your hands and shake them like a chump, usually right after someone tells a joke so bad it makes your brain bleed. It’s like you’re trying to shoot the person who made you laugh at something stupid.
I did da guns at my cousin after he told a joke about his goldfish dying. I felt like I was trying to kill him.
My friend did da guns at me during lunch. I had to eat my sandwich in silence.
My teacher did da guns at the class after I told a joke about her cat. It was brutal.
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When someone drops a bomb of info on you that hits you like a truck. Usually happens in New Orleans, where people talk like they're giving you a history lesson from the 1800s.
My homie just told me he’s been in 5 fights this week. Da guns? No. That was a news bomb.
My mom said she lost her keys in the Gulf of Mexico. I was like, 'What? Are you crazy?'
My cousin told me he went to jail. I was like, 'What? You went to jail? Why?'
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