da guberment

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1
The government but spelled like a kid who just got in trouble and is too dumb to care.
'Da guberment took my lunch money again!'
'I asked da guberment for a job, and they said I was too fat.'
'Da guberment doesn't know what a sandwich is.'
2
The government as told by someone who thinks they're clever but is actually just loud.
'Da guberment is full of dumbasses!'
'I hate da guberment more than my mom's cooking.'
'Da guberment gave me a ticket for talking too much.'
3
The government, but spelled like a kid who doesn't know what a word is and doesn't care.
'Da guberment took my video game!'
'Da guberment said I'm not cool enough to have a pet.'
'I told da guberment I was a king, and they laughed.'
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