da gooblins

Current Trending

6 views · Added 18d ago · 2 definitions

1
the stinky little chunks that hang off your butt like a failed math test
My da gooblins look like they were dropped from a moving truck
I tried to wipe them, but they just laughed in my face
They’re like the butt version of a bad hair day
2
the leftover dookie bits that hang off your butt like a bad decision
My da gooblins are so big, they have their own zip code
They’re like a bad relationship you can’t escape
I tried to ignore them, but they came to my house
xs