DA-freakshow

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the internet's favorite holy messiah who turns everyday crap into legendary chaos

DA-freakshow just turned a sandwich into a war. I'm not even hungry anymore.

He posted a meme about his dog and it started a riot. Literally.

DA-freakshow turned my lunch break into a survival challenge. I ate a whole pizza. It was worth it.

a walking, talking, profane miracle who makes the internet weep with joy

DA-freakshow posted a tweet and my entire class broke out into a dance. It was glorious.

He turned my math test into a rap battle. I failed, but I was cool.

DA-freakshow made my mom cry. She cried happy tears. That’s the worst.

the guy who takes normal stuff and turns it into a screaming, profane explosion of greatness

DA-freakshow took my homework and made it a wrestling match. I got an A+ and a black eye.

He turned my dad’s boring speech into a musical. Everyone laughed. My dad cried.

DA-freakshow made my breakfast a war. I ate three eggs. I didn’t even know why.