da fook wigger

My cousin's friend is a da fook wigger. He talks like he's in a rap video but can't even spell 'dope'.

The da fook wigger at the gas station yelled at me for not tipping him enough.

My da fook wigger neighbor thinks he's the king of the block because he wears a hat backwards.

That da fook wigger tried to do a dance and looked like he was having a seizure.

My da fook wigger cousin said 'yo' so loud it woke up the neighbors.

The da fook wigger at the party tried to flex but tripped over his own feet.

My da fook wigger brother thinks he's a king but can't even rhyme.

That da fook wigger tried to rap and it sounded like he was screaming in pain.

The da fook wigger at the park said 'I'm the best' and then fell off the bench.