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when you're playin holdem and you're beggin like a sad dog for the first three cards

"I just need to see the first three cards, please!", said by a man who's already lost $20

"Why can't I see the first three cards? I'm not even a bad player!", said by a man who's losing $20 every round

"I'm not asking for much, just the first three cards.", said by a man who's about to lose $20

when you're playin holdem and you're so clueless you need the first three cards to even think

"I can't even think without the first three cards.", said by a man who just got a $20 bill and a headache

"I need the first three cards or I'm out.", said by a man who's now out

"I'm not clueless, I'm just waiting for the first three cards.", said by a man who's still clueless

when you're playin holdem and you're too lazy to wait for the first three cards

"I'm too lazy to wait for the first three cards.", said by a man who just lost $20

"If I don't see the first three cards now, I'm gonna cry.", said by a man who just lost $20

"I'm not lazy, I'm just too tired for the first three cards.", said by a man who just lost $20