da flattz

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a nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana because it’s so flat it looks like a dead man’s butt.

I live in da flattz and my life is as flat as my bank account.

My cousin moved to da flattz and now he’s stuck in traffic that doesn’t even move.

Da flattz is so flat you can see your grandma’s bald spot from the next town over.

Lafayette, Louisiana is called da flattz because it’s flatter than your mom’s lies on a Tuesday.

My friend got lost in da flattz because there’s no hills to help you find your way.

Da flattz is so flat you could roll a pizza down the street and it wouldn’t fall.

I got stuck in da flattz and my car started talking to me like it was my ex.

Lafayette, Louisiana is known as da flattz because it’s flatter than a pancake that’s been stepped on.

I live in da flattz and my house looks like it’s about to fall over.

Da flattz is so flat you can see your neighbor’s dog’s butt from your porch.

My uncle moved to da flattz and now he’s been stuck there for 20 years.