da fk?

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Total brain shutdown, you're so lost you think your head is on fire and your brain is screaming at you.
Da fk? Why is the sky green and my math teacher a monster?
Da fk? This pizza is more confusing than my ex's texts.
Da fk? My dog just started speaking Spanish and I'm terrified.
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When you're so confused you think life is a joke and you're the punchline.
Da fk? Why is my homework about dinosaurs and my mom is yelling at the TV?
Da fk? My teacher said I failed for no reason and now I'm crying.
Da fk? My lunch is a mystery and my friend is a traitor.
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You’re so baffled you think the world is upside down and your brain is on vacation.
Da fk? My math test had 20 questions and I only knew one answer.
Da fk? My dog ate my homework and now I’m stuck with a zero.
Da fk? My mom said I’m grounded for life and I’m not even done being mad.
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When you’re so lost you think you’re in a horror movie and your brain is the monster.
Da fk? Why is my science project about volcanoes and my teacher is a vampire?
Da fk? My dog just ran away and now I have to explain this to my mom.
Da fk? My math problem is harder than my brother’s homework and I’m dying.
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