Da-fat-boy

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A huge fatty lout who loves to tease people and laugh at their pain like it's a punchline
He called me a chicken for not joining the gym
He mocked my pizza face in front of my crush
He laughed when I tripped over my own feet
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A meaty pig who thinks he's the king of the hill and takes joy in making others look silly
He said I looked like a soggy donut at breakfast
He made fun of me for wearing mismatched socks
He called me a baby when I cried during the movie
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A chunky brute who thinks he's funny and doesn't care if you're crying from laughter or rage
He told me I had a face like a squashed tomato
He said I was the worst dancer ever
He laughed when I fell off the slide
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A big, burly man who thinks he's the funniest person in the world and doesn't care if you hate him
He made a joke about my hair and it was the worst
He said I was the saddest person in class
He laughed when I spilled my drink on him
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A fatty legend who takes joy in everyone's misery and doesn't care if they're crying or screaming
He said I had the face of a sad potato
He made fun of me for eating three burgers
He laughed when I got stuck in the door
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