da dun di das

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What your mom wears when she’s too lazy to put on real pants and too drunk to care.

My aunt’s da dun di das are still on the floor from last night’s binge drinking.

He showed up to the party in his da dun di das and a hoodie. We all knew it was gonna be a bad night.

My da dun di das are the only thing keeping me from falling apart right now.

The only thing standing between you and the floor when you’re too high to walk properly.

I tripped over my da dun di das and face-planted into the couch. It was glorious.

My da dun di das are the only reason I didn’t fall off the couch during the Zoom call.

I wore my da dun di das to the store and got carded. I was 22.

The only thing your dad owns that he doesn’t wear to work every day.

My dad’s da dun di das are so old they have holes in them. I wear them to school sometimes.

He wears the same da dun di das every day. I swear they’ve been in the washer twice this week.

My da dun di das are the only thing my dad owns that doesn’t smell like cheap beer.

What you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed and too tired to care.

I wore my da dun di das to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.

I slept in my da dun di das and missed my first class. Big mistake.

My da dun di das are the only thing I own that doesn’t smell like my brother’s socks.

The only thing you own that doesn’t smell like your brother’s old socks.

I wore my da dun di das to the park and got stared at by a group of kids.

My da dun di das are so clean I could wear them to church.

I got carded wearing my da dun di das. I was 17.

The only thing you own that your mom still wears when she’s too lazy to put on real pants.

My mom’s da dun di das are so old they have holes in them. I wear them to school sometimes.

She wore her da dun di das to the grocery store and got carded. She was 45.

My da dun di das are the only thing my mom owns that don’t smell like cheap beer.