Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a pro at bouncing the ball and/or someone who can't stop bouncing it like a maniac.

'You're just a dribble bot, Da Drib Drib.'

'He's been dribbling for hours, like a madman with a ball.'

'That guy doesn't stop bouncing the ball, it's annoying as hell.'

2

a person who dribbles so much it looks like they’re trying to make the ball cry.

'He dribbles so much, the ball’s gonna start sobbing.'

'Da Drib Drib makes the ball look like it’s in pain.'

'That guy’s dribbling so much, I think the ball wants to quit.'

3

a human who never stops bouncing the ball, even when it’s not needed.

'He’s still dribbling even though there’s no one around.'

'That guy dribbles even when there’s no game on.'

'He dribbles so much, it’s like he’s got nothing better to do.'

4

a person who’s either really good at bouncing the ball or just really loves it and can’t stop.

'He’s a legend at dribbling, or just really loves the ball.'

'That guy can’t stop bouncing the ball, it’s like he’s in love with it.'

'He dribbles like it’s his first and only love.'

5

a human who dribbles so much it’s like the ball is their best friend and they can’t let go.

'That ball is like his best friend, and he won’t let go.'

'He dribbles like the ball just told him it’s never leaving.'

'He’s been dribbling nonstop like the ball is his soulmate.'

6

a person who’s so good at dribbling it’s like they’ve got a magic ball that never stops bouncing.

'He dribbles like he’s got a magic ball.'

'That guy’s dribbling is so good, it’s like the ball’s enchanted.'

'He’s got a magic ball and a magic dribble.'