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A brainless meat sack who thinks they're fancy. Like a confused taco at a fancy dinner.
My cousin tried to explain TikTok to me. He’s a da doof.
She wore a dress to a bar fight. Classic da doof move.
He asked for a ‘spicy’ burger. He got a flaming hot dog. He still didn’t get it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who thinks they’re cool but just smells like old socks and regret.
He tried to rap. It sounded like a goat fell into a blender.
She brought a calculator to a bar. No one knows why.
He yelled ‘I’m a king’ in a subway. No one believed him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human who’s so dumb they think they’re the main character in a movie no one wants to watch.
He tried to propose with a pizza. It was just sad.
She thought ‘texting’ was a new kind of exercise.
He yelled ‘I’m rich’ in a McDonald’s. No one cared.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who thinks they’re smart but just forgot how to breathe.
He tried to cook. The smoke alarm cried.
She wore socks to a pool party. No one asked why.
He tried to explain ‘vibes’ to a dog. The dog laughed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human who’s so dumb they think a donut is a type of hat.
He wore a donut on his head to a meeting. No one understood.
She tried to wear a sandwich. It fell apart.
He thought a soda was a drink for dogs. It wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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