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The dumbass disease is when someone's brain is so full of nonsense it’s like a toilet clogged with spaghetti.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese. And he eats it for breakfast.

My boss said the computer was broken because it didn’t play Fortnite.

My neighbor thinks the mailman is a spy from Mars.

Dumbass disease is when you’re so clueless you think a sandwich is a type of airplane.

My friend asked if I wanted to go to the mall, and I said, 'Do they sell pizza there?'

My mom thinks the sun goes to sleep at night and comes back in the morning.

My dog thinks my phone is a toy and chews it every day.

Dumbass disease hits when someone is so dumb they think the Earth is flat and made of glitter.

My uncle thinks the Earth is flat and that aliens are just people in fancy suits.

My teacher said the Earth was flat because she saw the horizon.

My brother thinks the sky is a giant blue ceiling.

Dumbass disease is when someone’s brain is so broken it can’t even count to ten without crying.

My dad tried to count to ten and started sobbing like a baby.

My sister thinks the number five is a type of fruit.

My friend can’t count to three without screaming.

Dumbass disease is when someone thinks the sun is a giant fireball that’s also a disco ball.

My cousin thinks the sun is a disco ball and the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

My mom says the sun dances every morning and the moon sings at night.

My brother thinks the sky is a giant mirror.

Dumbass disease is when someone’s so dumb they think the ocean is just a really big puddle.

My friend thinks the ocean is a puddle that never dries up.

My brother said the ocean was just a puddle with a lot of fish.

My mom thinks the ocean is just a giant pool for dolphins.