DA (Dahlarse)

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When you get hit with Dahl stuff in the most embarrassing way possible, like it’s your fault for existing

My mom just gave me DA in front of my crush. I died.

I got DA in the lunchroom and now my pants are on fire.

My best friend DA’d me during a Zoom call. I had to leave.

When you take Dahl stuff in like it’s a royal decree and you have no choice but to suffer

The king of Dahl just DA’d me. I’m not even allowed to leave the throne room.

I took DA like it was my birthday and I got a new nickname: ‘The Dahl Kid.’

My teacher DA’d me in front of the class. I’m now the class clown.

When you get DA’d so hard it feels like your brain is trying to escape your skull

I got DA’d so hard I forgot my own name. My mom had to remind me.

My brother DA’d me and now I have a headache that won’t go away.

I got DA’d in the hallway and now my legs are wobbly like jelly.

When you take Dahl stuff like it’s the only thing keeping you from getting kicked out of school

I took DA because I had to. My mom said if I didn’t, I’d be grounded for a month.

I got DA’d like it was my last chance to be cool.

My friend DA’d me because he said I was ‘a disgrace to the Dahl family.’

When you get hit with Dahl stuff like it’s a curse from the gods and you’re doomed

I got DA’d and now I’m cursed. I can’t stop laughing.

My friend got DA’d and now he’s stuck in a loop of madness.

I got DA’d and now my brain is on fire. I think I’m going to die.