Da COCK

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When your BABE wants the cock they scream DA COCK like it’s the last thing on Earth
My girl texted me at 2 AM: DA COCK I NEED IT NOW
At the club, my girl yelled DA COCK so loud the bouncer asked who died
My ex called me at work and said DA COCK and hung up
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A male’s cock being roasted by some playa who hates him
My cousin’s cock was roasted so bad he cried in the bathroom
That dude at the gym said my cock looked like a dead rat
My brother’s cock got roasted by a guy who thought he was a rockstar
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Sucking a cock so hard you think you’re gonna die from the power of it
I sucked my guy’s cock so hard I got a headache and a glow
She sucked my cock like she was trying to blow me up
He sucked my cock till I thought I was gonna black out
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A Russian greeting that means hello, but no one really knows how to spell it
My Russian friend said Zdravstvuyte and I said hello
I tried to spell Zdravstvuyte and it looked like a mess
My teacher said Zdravstvuyte and I asked if that was Russian for hello
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A drunk man pours vodka on his cock and yells For Mother Russia before he goes full beast mode
My guy poured vodka on his cock and yelled For Mother Russia like he was a soldier
At the bar, he poured vodka on his cock and started ramming like a wild man
He drank vodka, yelled For Mother Russia, and went full cock beast
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