Da Cleet

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Da Cleet is a man's wiener. You can just say Cleet if you're lazy or too drunk to talk straight.

Bro, I just saw your Cleet and I'm out.

She said my Cleet was bigger than a hot dog. I believed her.

Da Cleet is the reason I failed math. I was too busy thinking about it.

Da Cleet is the thing that makes a man proud. Cleet is the short version. It's also what you call a girl's snatch.

He showed me his Cleet and I cried.

My Cleet is longer than my mom's car.

She called my Cleet a disgrace. I called her a disgrace back.

Da Cleet is a guy’s noodle. Cleet is just the name when you’re too lazy to say the whole thing.

I took a picture of my Cleet and posted it on Instagram. 10 likes. My mom liked it.

He said my Cleet was ugly. I threw a sock at him.

I used my Cleet to fight the monster. It worked.