da bus lady

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When someone asks who drives the bus you panic and whisper 'da bus lady' like you're confessing a crime

'Who drives the bus?' '... da bus lady.'

'You don't know? It's da bus lady!' '... I thought she was a ghost.'

''Da bus lady?'' ''Yeah. She drives the bus. She's real. She's not a ghost.'' ''... I'm scared.''

You get so scared of the bus lady you say her name like it's a curse

''Who drives the bus?'' ''... da bus lady.'' ''She’s not evil, right?'' ''... I don’t know.''

''I swear she follows me home.'' ''You’re just seeing da bus lady.'' ''... I think she’s coming for me.''

''She’s not a bus lady, she’s a bus witch!'' ''... Okay, maybe.''

You're too scared to say the bus lady’s name normally so you mumble it like you're hiding from a monster

''Who drives the bus?'' ''... da bus lady.'' ''You're scared of her?'' ''... She looked at me.''

''I didn’t say da bus lady!'' ''You did. You just said it quietly.'' ''... I’m not quiet, I’m hiding.''

''Why do you say it like you’re whispering a secret?'' ''... She’s not a secret. She’s a monster.''