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a city in Florida that people forget about until they get stuck there
I moved to St. Petersburg and now I hate the sun and the tourists
My cousin lives in St. Petersburg and he’s always saying, 'I’m gonna move back to the real world'
Why is the ocean so far away from the best part of the city?
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the dirtiest place on the map, where St. Petersburg, FL lives, and people scream about the bay like it saved their life
I tried to leave St. Petersburg but the bay pulled me back
My friend reps the bay so hard I think it’s gonna get jealous
I live in St. Petersburg and I swear the bay knows my business
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a city in Pennsylvania that sounds like it was made up by someone who didn’t know what a real city was
Pittsburgh is just a bunch of hills and a river and I don’t get it
I went to Pittsburgh and all I saw was steel and people who think they’re cool
My mom’s from Pittsburgh and she still says it’s the best place on earth
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a city in Pennsylvania that is packed with drugs, money, bitches, and guns, and people just stand around and argue about it
Harrisburg is like a drug deal gone wrong and everyone’s arguing about it
I went to Harrisburg and I saw more guns than I saw in a movie
They have money, bitches, and guns, and no one knows what to do with it
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a city in New York where no one knows what’s going on and people just live there quietly
Newburgh is like a city that forgot it was a city
I went to Newburgh and no one said anything to me
My uncle lives in Newburgh and he just stares at the river and says nothing
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a college where people study stuff that doesn’t matter and then forget about it
Frostburg State University is where I went to college and I forgot everything I learned
My cousin went to Frostburg and now he just says random stuff
I went to Frostburg and now I can’t remember my own name
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a town in New Jersey where people act like they’re from somewhere else and no one really knows why
Phillipsburg, NJ is where I live and no one knows why
My friend is from Phillipsburg and he still says he’s from somewhere else
Phillipsburg is just a town that no one remembers
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