da bubulus

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the bubble guts are the worst kind of fart you ever had, like your guts are full of poop and you just exploded.
I sat down at the dinner table and let out a da bubulus so loud my brother ran out crying.
During a Zoom call, my da bubulus came out and my boss asked if I was okay.
I tried to hold it in, but my da bubulus just came out and I had to run to the nearest bathroom.
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the shitty fart is like your butt is on fire and it’s trying to burn down the whole room.
My da bubulus came out in the middle of a math test and I got a zero.
I let one out in the car and my mom screamed and almost crashed.
During my brother’s birthday party, my da bubulus made everyone laugh and then ran out.
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the oh shit, I need a bathroom or a bucket is the fart that hits you like a truck and you’re just like, I need to go now.
I let out a da bubulus and my friend had to take a bucket to the side of the room.
During a video game session, my da bubulus hit me and I had to go to the bathroom mid-game.
I had to hold my da bubulus in during a presentation and it almost ruined my whole speech.
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the farts that feel like you have been violated are the ones that make you think your butt is being attacked by a bunch of monkeys.
I let out a da bubulus and it felt like my butt was being tortured.
During a class presentation, my da bubulus came out and I felt like I was being violated.
I had to sit through my friend’s da bubulus and I wanted to run away.
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the da bubulus is like your guts are full of lava and your butt is just melting into the floor.
I let out a da bubulus and my dog ran out of the room screaming.
During a movie, my da bubulus came out and I had to leave mid-film.
I had to hold my da bubulus in during a dance recital and I almost fell over.
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the da bubulus is the fart that hits you so hard you think your butt is going to pop off and go flying.
My da bubulus came out in the middle of a soccer game and I had to sit out the rest of it.
During my friend’s birthday party, my da bubulus made everyone laugh and then everyone got sick.
I let out a da bubulus and my neighbor knocked on the wall and said, 'What was that?'
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