Da bridge

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Da bridge is a fancy name for a crummy town called Southbridge. It’s so gangster, it should be in a movie with the real gangsters.
Yo, I’m from Da bridge. We got more drama than a soap opera and less money than a broke kid.
Da bridge is the reason I got suspended. I called the principal a donkey in front of the whole school.
My cousin moved to Da bridge and now he talks like he’s in a rap video. It’s annoying.
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Da bridge is just a small town with a big ego. It thinks it’s the center of the universe and it’s not even close.
My mom said I’d be better off dead than moving to Da bridge. I believe her.
Da bridge is like a bad haircut. Everyone thinks it’s cool, but no one else does.
I got in a fight at Da bridge because someone said my pizza was bad.
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Da bridge is the worst place on Earth. If it had a face, it would be crying.
I tried to be cool in Da bridge. Now I’m just a weird kid who wears sunglasses at night.
Da bridge is so bad, even the rats left.
I moved to Da bridge and now my life is a mess. I don’t even know why.
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