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Miami, Florida. The stupidest city in the whole country. It's so far south it probably thinks it's in a different continent. Miamians call it Da Bottom because it's the bottom of everything.
Da Bottom is the only place where the sun shines too much and the traffic is worse than a kid's meltdown.
I moved to Da Bottom and now I can't tell if I'm on vacation or being tortured.
Da Bottom is where the rich people are so rich they have their own weather.