Da Boss

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Da Boss is when your pubes are so thick they look like a forest on your peen

My pubes are so full I could start a forest fire on my penis.

I got a full-grown beard on my peen and it's called Da Boss.

My pubes are so thick my ex said I should get a job as a jungle guide.

Da Boss is the king of the street, had more money than sense and could make anyone his slave

That guy got so rich he bought a slave and called it a promotion.

He had more money than a broke kid in a grocery store.

He was so rich he paid for his dog's college tuition.

Da Boss is a girl so cool she could make the sun jealous and would slap you if you messed with her

She was so cool even the sun came out just to say hi.

She slapped me so hard I got a faceplant and a compliment.

That girl was so awesome I started worshipping her like a god.

Da Boss is the main man of the sus clan, the only one who could read 3 books and still fail English class

He read 3 books and still got a D in English, that’s Da Boss.

He shoved 3 books up his ass and still failed English class.

That guy had 3 books in his ass and still called it a study habit.