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when you drop a swag and it’s so good it makes your face look like a pizza that just got hit by a siren

Bro just dropped a swag so fire I thought my face was gonna melt.

That swag was so good I screamed like I was being stabbed by a cheeseburger.

I pulled a swag so cool I think my mom got a new Instagram post from it.

the act of passing the weed like it’s a holy relic and Elon Musk did it while being interviewed by a guy who looked like he just woke up from a meatloaf coma

Pass da weed like it’s the last piece of pizza at a family reunion.

Elon Musk passed the weed like it was a sacred scroll and the interviewer was just a sad potato.

Pass da weed so hard I think the interviewer got a new hobby.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when your significant other shoves a burger so far up your ass it might come out your ears and the cheese might start a new life as a greasy roommate

My girlfriend shoved a burger so far up my ass I think my ears got a new job.

That burger was so deep in my ass I think it’s planning a vacation.

I ate the burger and now my ass is a cheese factory.

by Slangipedia 5d ago