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A run-of-the-mill guy who looks like he stepped out of a Philly street corner and forgot to put on pants.

Yo, that guy at the gas station who just stared at you like you owed him money.

My cousin’s ex, who thinks he’s a king because he eats Whopper every day.

That dude at the gym who grinds at the bench like it’s a personal vendetta.

When a guy, or sometimes a girl, pulls off something so epic it makes your brain short circuit and you yell ‘da boi’ like it’s a battle cry.

When my dude jumped over a car at the gas station and yelled ‘I’m da boi’ like he was in a movie.

My sister scored the last slice of pizza and said ‘da boi’ like she just won the lottery.

That guy who did a full 360 on his skateboard and said ‘da boi’ like he was a superhero.

A squad of young men who go to the bar, drink like a bunch of angry monkeys, and yell ‘Beers, Bois, B******’ like it’s the national anthem.

My friends and I went to the bar and yelled ‘Beers, Bois, B******’ like we were the kings of the night.

We met up at the pub and said ‘Beers, Bois, B******’ like we were in a gang.

My cousin’s crew showed up and said ‘Beers, Bois, B******’ like it was a war cry.

Heroin is called ‘da boi’ because it’s the guy who shows up and just takes over your life like he’s your ex and your boss.

That guy ‘da boi’ showed up and I forgot my own name.

‘Da boi’ came in and I lost my job, my girlfriend, and my dignity.

‘Da boi’ hit me like a freight train and I didn’t even know what day it was.

‘Da bois’ are like the plague. Even when the world is ending, they’re still out there drinking and making noise.

Even with a pandemic, my boys showed up and said ‘We’re not stopping.’

‘Da bois’ drank like it was the apocalypse and still had time for pizza.

They came to the bar even when the whole city was locked down.

Flannel Friday is when you wear a flannel shirt and act like it’s a big deal, even though you just got up from a nap.

Today is Flannel Friday, and I wore my flannel like it was a medal of honor.

My coworker showed up in a flannel and said ‘This is Flannel Friday, and I’m not messing around.’

Flannel Friday came, and I wore my flannel like it was my ex.

A group of boys who are too lazy to do anything but have fun, which is basically the same thing.

My boys and I just sat there and drank like we were the kings of the world.

We went to the park and did nothing but laugh and eat chips.

My crew just showed up and said ‘We’re da bois, and we’re not leaving until we’re done.’