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When someone messes with the seller like a sneaky little rat, so they can steal the goods without getting caught.

The guy at the flea market distracted me with a fake watch while his buddy snatched my phone.

She pretended to be my friend at the store while her pal took my wallet.

He made me laugh so hard I didn't notice my backpack was gone.

Like when you act like a fool to trick someone so you can walk off with their stuff like it's nothing.

He acted like he was mad at the cashier while his buddy grabbed my bag.

She faked a meltdown so her friend could steal my shoes.

He pretended to have a heart attack so he could take my lunch.

When you're so greedy and dumb you let someone distract you just so you can get your hands on their stuff.

I was too busy arguing with the guy about the price to notice my wallet was stolen.

She was too busy fighting with her friend to realize I took her phone.

He was too distracted by the loud music to see me grab his bag.

When you're so desperate to get something you'll do anything, even let someone distract you like a brainless donkey.

I was so excited about the new game I didn't notice my phone was stolen.

She was so happy about the discount she didn't see me take her bag.

He was so eager to get the deal he didn't see me grab his wallet.

When someone acts like they're your best friend just so they can steal your stuff in front of you like you're a fool.

My ‘best friend’ distracted me while her friend stole my shoes.

He pretended to be my buddy while his friend took my backpack.

She acted like she was my mom while her pal took my phone.